I hate shopping for Father’s Day cards.  I am at a point where I am trying to make nice with my father, but our interaction is limited and superficial.

They need to make a card that nicely says, hi, I am your kid - congrats on spawning me because I am AWESOME.  Oh, and have a great day while you celebrate having ME.

All of these cards that try to celebrate how WONDERFUL the parent is - they just don’t fit.  I won’t go so far as to be insulting, but I am also not going to be all kissy-face nice.